New in Theaters – 7/22/16

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Star Trek Beyond

Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encounter an alien warrior race when marooned on a distant planet after the destruction of their spaceship in this thrilling sequel directed by Fast & Furious director Justin Lin.

Scott’s Take

We got shafted on the screening for this one, so we can’t give an objective review. The consensus is this Star Trek resembles the television episode more than the other two.

Steve’s Take

See Scott’s take.

Lights Out

When a bloodthirsty supernatural being that lurks in the shadows preys upon a family, a young woman must fight to protect herself, save her little half-brother, and uncover a mystery about her family’s shadowy past.

Scott’s Take

Check out Scott’s review here!

Steve’s Take

I missed the screening for Lights Out, but thankfully Scotty was on the job. I can’t wait to watch it, but for now check out Scott’s review.

Ice Age:Collision Course

Scrat’s epic pursuit of the elusive acorn catapults him into the universe where he accidentally sets off a series of cosmic events that transform and threaten the Ice Age World. To save themselves, Sid, Manny, Diego, and the rest of the herd must leave their home and embark on a quest full of comedy and adventure, travelling to exotic new lands and encountering a host of colorful new characters.

Scott’s Take

I saw the first Ice Age and much like those damn Minions, I checked out of this series a long time ago. This one pretty much looks like a cash grab as it is hovering around 12% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Steve’s Take

My son loves Ice Age. We will see it. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie

Appropriate for their big screen debut, Edina and Patsy are still oozing glitz and glamour, living the high life they are accustomed to; shopping, drinking and clubbing their way around London’s trendiest hotspots. Blamed for a major incident at an uber fashionable launch party, they become entangled in a media storm and are relentlessly pursued by the paparazzi. Fleeing penniless to the glamorous playground of the super-rich, the French Riviera, they hatch a plan to make their escape permanent and live the high life forever more!

Scott’s Take

Maybe it’s just me but I have ZERO idea WTF this is. Help me out people.

Steve’s Take

See Scotty’s take.

Next Week

My pick of the week is Lights out. Next week the real Jason Bourne returns, Nerve with Emma Roberts and a Franco brother, and Bad Moms with my girl Mila Kunis. Have a great weekend.