The Sportz Nutt Shares His Predictions For WWE Fastlane

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The Road to Wrestlemania is off and running, and after last month’s disastrous Royal Rumble, we have our last stop at Fastlane until the grandest stage of them all. Let’s get right to the predictions:

Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & RyBack vs. Kane, Big Show, & Seth Rollins w/ J & J Security
Six-Man Tag Team Match

Seth Rollins and Dolph Ziggler are the only two I remotely care about here as the rest are just mid card attractions. The fact that Kane and The Bog Show were as prominent as they were at the Rumble was atrocious. The only way that they capture any figment of surprise here is if and when Randy Orton returns. I’ll predict that he does it here and destroys The Authority, although I really want to say Team Rollins wins. However, let’s gamble a bit and go with Team Ziggler.

Goldust vs. Stardust
Singles Match

They rushed this a bit as the full blown heel turn just happened. However, this is just the foundation for something bigger. I can see there being face paint on the line or a Cody vs Dustin match at Wrestlemania. That being said, Stardust should win here.

(Champion) Nikki w/ Brie vs. Paige
Divas Championship Match

I hate the Bellas….they get X-Pac heat from me. They’re everything that’s wrong with how women are perceived and are so yesterday’s news. That being said, Nikki will win since she is tanned. Poor Paige. That’s okay, Nikki will lose it come Wrestlemania.

(Champion) Wade Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose
Intercontinental Championship Match

Once again, Wade Barrett sucks with the belt. Dean should win and might be the first champion in a while to actually succeed with the secondary championship. It’s amazing how bad superstars get when they hold the gold.

(Champions) The Usos w/ Naomi vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro w/ Natalya
Tag Team Championship Match

The greatest thing about this feud is the pre-recorded promo Cesaro and Kidd cut this week. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and try to see it. In fact, here it is…unfortunately, the expression on Natalya’s face isn’t centered, but, that’s the best I could find!

Usos will win.

(Champion) Rusev w/ Lana vs. John Cena
United States Championship Match

They’re really trying to stack the deck against Cena here, aren’t they? He’s too old. He’s against a man who has never lost. He’s got nothing left. He’s got a bad eye. Sure, Cena will lose at FastLane, but he’ll put his career on the line to beat Rusev at Wrestlemania.

Daniel Bryan vs. Roman Reigns
# 1 Contender’s Match for the WWE World Championship Shot at Wrestlemania 31

If they hadn’t inserted Bryan in last year’s Wrestlemania, I’d say they would do it here. Sorry Bryan fans, but he’s not winning here. He is here to get a 30 minute match out of Roman Reigns and to make him look good in the process. They have a plan in mind and will stick to it, despite what the fans want. They need to hope that the fans accept Reigns after going toe to toe with Daniel Bryan. It will be difficult, but I think fans will come around and Reigns will walk away the #1 contender. He was starting to get positive reactions as of last week. Perhaps it was just a rabid fan base, but #cancelwwenetwork failed miserably as they passed one million subscribers and will continue the path they’ve set, even if it got derailed last month.

  • sportznutt

    I should have taken Team Rollins:)

  • David

    Great predictions! We should collaborate on future events.