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Hey all – Steve here. This is not typically my column to write, but with everyone under quarantine, it looks as though I will handle it anyway. That is unless Nardo wakes up from her corona-slumber quickly enough to type this bad boy up and post it before I do. That being said, let’s get to it.

Available April 1

MOVIES

The Ant Bully (2006) – if you’re looking for something for the kids to watch, this one will do just fine. That is unless you haven’t seen many of the good kids’ flicks that have come out over the years.

Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

Bend It Like Beckham (2003) – I didn’t like it when it first came out and I haven’t seen it since. Oh, and I really doubt that it has aged very well. Skip it like Bayless.

Blazing Saddles (1974)

The Book Of Eli (2010) – Not Denzel’s best, but even at 75% he is still better than most. This one also provided a nice little fantasy football name over the years.

The Boost (1988)
The Chumscrubber (2005)
Diary of a Hitman (1991)

Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who (2008) – Another one for the kids – have at it.

Dr. T. and the Women (2000)
The Eternal (1998)
Free Birds (2013)

The Full Monty (1997) – I haven’t seen this one in YEARS. Does it still hold up? In the time of quarantine, it isn’t worth taking chances on some of these older flicks holding up.

Fun in Acapulco (1963)
Gator (1976)

Get Smart (2008) – This one has the star-power, but it’s not one that is necessary to revisit.

Gods and Monsters (1998)
Gorky Park (1983)
Hud (1963)

Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003) – Double feature, anyone?
Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) – I enjoyed this when it first came out in 2003, but the last time I watched any bit of it I found it to be much less enjoyable. Skip it, it ain’t that extraordinary anymore.

Let Me In (2010) – I’m all in for a rewatch of this one, but it is not something you want to hear anyone saying to while at your front door these days.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) – Meh. Kids only.

The Mexican (2001) – You know what? I’ve never seen this. It was from back in the days when I wasn’t a huge Brad Pitt fan and I wasn’t letting Julia Roberts drag me into this one. I’ll check it out when I can.

Misery (1990) – If you haven’t seen Misery Kathy Bates, then you are missing out.

Moll Flanders (1996)

Phone Booth (2003) – I love this one and I can watch it anytime and from any point in the flick.

Repentance (2014)

Risky Business (1983) – Never have been a fan of Tom Cruise the person, but his work speaks for himself. You have to separate the art from the artist sometimes, right? Besides, who hasn’t seen Cruise sliding across the floor?

Romancing the Stone (1984)
The Jewel of the Nile (1985)
The Sender (1982)
Shirley Valentine (1989)

Spider-Man (2002) – Ah, the original. I’ve enjoyed all of the Spider-Man movies and I don’t care how judgemental you are going to be.

Trapped: The Alex Cooper Story (2019)
Victoria Gotti: My Father’s Daughter (2019)
Who Let The Dogs Out (2019)
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

Zombieland (2009) – Definitely once for you to check out. Then you can watch the sequel. Do it.

TV
Kabukicho Sherlock: Complete Season 1 (DUBBED) (Funimation)
60 Days In: Narcoland: Complete Season 1 (A&E)
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?: Complete Season 4 (TLC)
Alone: Complete Season 6 (History)
Breaking Amish: Complete Seasons 2 & 3 (TLC)
Bring It!: Complete Season 5 (Lifetime)

Chopped: Complete Season 36 (Food Network) – 36 seasons? Wow. This show is responsible for weird dinners around the world as well as some major weight gain.

Cutthroat Kitchen: Complete Season 12 (Food Network)
Dance Moms: Complete Seasons 2 & 6 (Lifetime)

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: Complete Seasons 27 – 29 (Food Network) – I LOVE this show. You wanna talk about shows being at fault for weight gain? This bad boy right here. There is a website that has all of the locations they have been to so you can head out to the ones in your area!

Dr. Pimple Popper: Complete Season 3 (TLC)
Fast N’ Loud: Complete Season 13 (Discovery)
Fixer Upper (How We Got to Here: Looking Back on Fixer Upper): Special (HGTV)
Forged in Fire: Complete Season 6 (History)
Gold Medal Families: Complete Season 1 (Lifetime)
Hidden Potential: Complete Season 1 (HGTV)
House Hunters: Complete Season 120 (HGTV)
Kids Behind Bars: Life or Parole: Complete Season 1 (A&E)
Little Women: Atlanta: Complete Season 5 (Lifetime)
Little Women: LA: Complete Seasons 7 & 8 (Lifetime)
Love It or List It: Complete Season 14 (HGTV)
Married at First Sight: Complete Season 9 (FYI)
Marrying Millions: Complete Season 1 (Lifetime)

Property Brothers: Complete Seasons 10 & 11 (HGTV) – Not a bad show. So I’ve heard.

Taken at Birth: Complete Season 1 (TLC)
The Family Chantel: Complete Season 1 (TLC)
The Food That Built America: Complete Season 1 (History)
The Kitchen: Complete Seasons 16 – 18 (Food Network)
Til Death Do Us Part: Complete Season 1 (ID)
TRANsitioning: Complete Season 1 (FYI)

Available April 3

Future Man: Complete Final Season: Season 3 (Hulu)
Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell: Complete Season 4 (Adult Swim)
Siren: Season 3 Premiere (Freeform)

Available April 8

Parasite (2019) – Here’s your chance! Do not hesitate to check this out day one. We are under quarantine people…no excuses.

Available April 9

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?: Series Premiere (ABC)
Kono Oto Tomare!: Sounds of Life: Complete Season 2a (DUBBED) (Funimation)
Little Joe (2019)

Available April 10

Real Housewives of Potomac: Complete Season 4 (Bravo)

Available April 14

MOVIES
Vault (2019)
Unlocked (2017)

TV
The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart: Series Premiere (ABC)
The Baker and the Beauty: Series Premiere (ABC)
Songland: Season 2 Premiere (NBC)

Available April 15

MOVIES
A Teacher (2013)
The Messenger (2009)

TV
Mrs. America: Series Premiere (FX on Hulu)

The Masked Singer: Sing-Along Spectacular: Special (Fox) – What? No.

Available April 16

MOVIES
Harry Benson: Shoot First (2016)

TV
What We Do in the Shadows: Season 2 Premiere (FX)

Available April 20

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) – Meh.

A Kind Of Murder (2016)

Available April 23

Cunningham (2019)

Available April 24

Abominable (2019) – A good one to watch with the kids. Too bad you have to wait so long to check it out.

Available April 29

MOVIES
Footloose (2011)

TV

Normal People (Hulu Original) – Like there is such a thing.

Available April 30

2020 Billboard Music Awards: Special (NBC)